Happy Freakin New Year!

Well it's almost 2007! I have one resolution that I think I can keep and that is to be meaner than I was in 2006! I also plan to be more healthy, we'll see about that one.
I am finishing up baking my Nieman Marcus cookies, I had made the dough back in late Oct. earlie Nov. and then I froze a good bit of the dough since the recipe makes a shit load! So I need to get the rest of these baked and out of the house!
I wanted one last blow out of eating shit I shouldn't have and so I went to the store for some cheese cake and got a pint of Godiva Ice cream; White Chocolate with Raspberry swirl in it AND some French Vanilla Cool Whip! Which was an impulse buy, it just sounded like it would taste good! I will probably dump it out before I eat it all up.
Still haven't come up with another name for the cat, right now I just call her Kitty or Big Girl. I still can't decide about her personality, I should just call her Liquor since she likes to lick! That's it for now, hope 2007 will be a good for me, my family and friends.

Me and My New Friend

Well things have been going well with the new cat. She is very sweet and doesn't get into stuff, although I did notice that she had been on my dresser! She uses the cat box, but she hasn't pooped yet at least not in the box! I don't think she's shit some where or I would smell it since I have a good nose for poop and pee!
Still no pictures, but they will come.

I have a New Friend!

I did something I said I would never do. I got another cat! I know I'm crazy, but I am also lonely at home sometimes. Anyway a lady I work with had the cat which belonged to her niece and she had to keep the cat in her basement, because her own cat did not like this one. So I caved in and said I would take her, her name is Darlin' but I don't really care for that. I guess I'll have to wait and see what kind of personality she has before I give her a new name. Part of me wishes I hadn't taken her but then the other part is glad to have another life form in the house! I know I am not looking forward to cleaning a cat box again or having fur all over me, but she is sweet and it will be nice to come home to somebody. I have no idea where she is right now, I think she is under my bed. I should spray her with furniture polish so she can get all the dust out from under there! I hope she likes it here the lady at work said if I didn't like her I could bring her back, well it's not whether I like her it's whether she is happy her. I'm sure she will be, my house has got to be better than living in a basement where you hardly get any attention at all. Anyway all a cat cares about is food, a nice place to curl up and more food! If my Dad still lived here she would get her meals brought to her in bed!
I may put a picture of her on here sometime after she gets used to being here.

Happy Friggin Holiday!

Atlanta has the WORST drivers! This stupid woman was on her cell phone and almost went over the curb trying to get on the damn highway! I was so hoping she would've fucked her car up. Man these people are just retarded. Anyway I am done with my Christmas stuff! No more shopping accept there is no food at home so I will have to get out to the grocery store sometime soon. This will be my first Christmas alone, and I mean ALONE! I don't even have any pets to celebrate with! I almost got a kitten the other night, I was near this pet store and saw some kittens and I wanted to go get one so bad, but I talked myself out of that! Anyway I knew I wouldn't be able to pick out just one! I would feel guilty about the ones left behind! I so miss my two that I had they were my buddies and had such great personalities, but it hurts too damn much when they die.

I LOVE Makers Mark Whisky!!!

So I'm sitting here at the old lap top drinking Makers Mark with Ginger Ale and listening to Christmas music. The Yeti took today off, and I must say it was a good thing for her cause she could've been beaten to a pulp by me! Our boss, who is in his 80's and sometimes gets forgetful gave that Bitch some money for helping with the phones; WHICH she doesn't do and of course that nasty smelly freak took the money! Oh well I'm just glad I won't have to answer for that!
Most of my Christmas shopping is done! Actually I didn't have to buy much, but I HATE all these people at malls and shit. They make me fuckin nuts! I was in a store the other evening and twice some dumb fucker walked into me, now I know I am not thin! But jeeze get your fucking ass on your side of the aisle! I don't take up that much room, and they're the ones that walked into me! I swear next year my shopping will be done on line or I'll just give out money!
I start with a new Real Estate Co. at the end of the month. I think this will be a better place for me than the one I was with. I really want this to work, so that I can really stand on my own two feet! I've been spinning my wheels for TOO long, it's time I did something. Maybe if I weren't so fucking mean then God would bless me like I would like (lottery, instant weight loss etc.) Oh well I will just have to work hard to get what I want, and I have been blessed MANY times by God. All a person has to do is look at my friends and family.

Still have not partaken in the Gluttony

More food at work! We did get a nice fruit basket, I took the basket no calories there woohoo! The Yeti was the first one to get into it after she grilled one of the guys that brought it about his insurance license. I'm surprised she even opened it since it had healthy stuff in it.
The other day I made a comment about taking this girls poinsettia and swapping it withone that looked very droopy (I was only kidding) and later I noticed Yeti had put her initials on the plastic foil on her plant, like I couldn't take the foil off! And I wouldn't take someones plant anyway. She is beyond being the Idiot Liar that she is.
Tomorrow I tell my broker I'm moving on to another Real Estate company. I will be so glad to be otta that place these Friday meetings are a pain in the ass and are a WASTE OF TIME! It's like going to a bad therapist, you're still fucked up and feel even more like a loser than when you got there! As of right now I'll start at the new place in Jan. unless they let me out of my contract and don't try to screw me out of some money.

The Barrage of Food has Begun!!

The goodies started rollin in today! I feel sick, and didn't even eat! There is a butt load of junk at work; chocolate, nuts, cookies etc. All I had to do was look at it and I felt 3 pounds heavier! And it has only just begun, I hope to stay away from all that shit. It was hard to say no to the nuts since I love them, but I stuck to my guns. Just hope I don't cave into a food pusher! The way this one wack job was eating the junk won't last long. Everytime she passed the chocolate or came out of the break room her mouth was full and with all the soda she drinks she should weigh 200 lbs! Just writting about all that mess makes me sick to my stomach.

Boring Day

Today was a waste! I coulda been in my warm up pants in bed watching nothing on TV! I did an open house for a fellow REALTOR and nobody came, plus the house was freakin COLD! I kept messing with the thermostat, but it never would stop blowing cold fuckin air! I sat outside where it was much warmer, I was supposed to stay until 5pm but I left around 4:15 couldn't take it anymore plus I have been nauseated all day. What the Hell is up with that? I don't need to have some weird crud jump on me! I am not a good sick person!

This just Bugs me.

I don't know why, but this just bugs the shit outta me. I can not stand it when I see large men driving and their freakin arms barely reach the wheel! I mean I have nothing aginst big people since I'm no skinny minnie, but jeeze to see these guys trying to turn the wheel with one hand full circle just really bugs me! If you are too fat to reach the wheel, then maybe you should'nt drive. I think it is a hazard especially if you are trying to make a turn and you only want to use one hand. Get some kind of extention like they have on planes for the seatbelts!
Also, I have noticed that most big luxury cars are driven by big fat old men! Whats up with that? I guess it's better then seeing some huge ass get out of a clown car!
Don't know how the war at work with the plant mover went today, since I took the day off. I'm sure I'll hear about it in the morning. I wonder how I can contact those devil worshipers so I can let them know where their leaders mother is working. I bet Hell would send her stanky ass back!

THIS IS WAR!

Ok, I am declaring war against the Yeti! Just as I predicted, that Bitch moved the poinsettia back. Now my coworker and I have a full view of that nasty smelly pile! We work in an office and I am surprised they have let her get away with her flannel ensambles. I've seen better dressed homeless people.

Stop Fucking Staring at Me!!

This damn freak at work, the Yeti kept staring at me today. I had no idea I was so purty! Every time I talked to the guy behind me, she would be looking at me. I don't know how many times I have stated out fucking LOUD 'stop staring at me' and the Bitch just does'nt get it. So we moved the poinsettia to the middle of the credenza AGAIN! And she would move it back to where she could do her looky loos at me. Finally when she caught someone else moving it she left it alone. She'll probably move it in the morning before anyone comes in, but it will make its way back to where it blocks her NASTY face!
Got my little Christmas tree up last night looks pretty good. I also put some other decorations out to make the place festive. I'm missing an old ornament from when I was a kid, it's a Boot not very big and I'm not sure if it was an ornament in the first place, but I would always put it on the tree along with this little Santa's head. I'm bummed about not finding it, I'm worried that it got trashed when we did the big clean out after my Dad remarried and moved away. Oh well.