Happy Freakin New Year!

Well it's almost 2007! I have one resolution that I think I can keep and that is to be meaner than I was in 2006! I also plan to be more healthy, we'll see about that one.
I am finishing up baking my Nieman Marcus cookies, I had made the dough back in late Oct. earlie Nov. and then I froze a good bit of the dough since the recipe makes a shit load! So I need to get the rest of these baked and out of the house!
I wanted one last blow out of eating shit I shouldn't have and so I went to the store for some cheese cake and got a pint of Godiva Ice cream; White Chocolate with Raspberry swirl in it AND some French Vanilla Cool Whip! Which was an impulse buy, it just sounded like it would taste good! I will probably dump it out before I eat it all up.
Still haven't come up with another name for the cat, right now I just call her Kitty or Big Girl. I still can't decide about her personality, I should just call her Liquor since she likes to lick! That's it for now, hope 2007 will be a good for me, my family and friends.

Me and My New Friend

Well things have been going well with the new cat. She is very sweet and doesn't get into stuff, although I did notice that she had been on my dresser! She uses the cat box, but she hasn't pooped yet at least not in the box! I don't think she's shit some where or I would smell it since I have a good nose for poop and pee!
Still no pictures, but they will come.

I have a New Friend!

I did something I said I would never do. I got another cat! I know I'm crazy, but I am also lonely at home sometimes. Anyway a lady I work with had the cat which belonged to her niece and she had to keep the cat in her basement, because her own cat did not like this one. So I caved in and said I would take her, her name is Darlin' but I don't really care for that. I guess I'll have to wait and see what kind of personality she has before I give her a new name. Part of me wishes I hadn't taken her but then the other part is glad to have another life form in the house! I know I am not looking forward to cleaning a cat box again or having fur all over me, but she is sweet and it will be nice to come home to somebody. I have no idea where she is right now, I think she is under my bed. I should spray her with furniture polish so she can get all the dust out from under there! I hope she likes it here the lady at work said if I didn't like her I could bring her back, well it's not whether I like her it's whether she is happy her. I'm sure she will be, my house has got to be better than living in a basement where you hardly get any attention at all. Anyway all a cat cares about is food, a nice place to curl up and more food! If my Dad still lived here she would get her meals brought to her in bed!
I may put a picture of her on here sometime after she gets used to being here.

Happy Friggin Holiday!

Atlanta has the WORST drivers! This stupid woman was on her cell phone and almost went over the curb trying to get on the damn highway! I was so hoping she would've fucked her car up. Man these people are just retarded. Anyway I am done with my Christmas stuff! No more shopping accept there is no food at home so I will have to get out to the grocery store sometime soon. This will be my first Christmas alone, and I mean ALONE! I don't even have any pets to celebrate with! I almost got a kitten the other night, I was near this pet store and saw some kittens and I wanted to go get one so bad, but I talked myself out of that! Anyway I knew I wouldn't be able to pick out just one! I would feel guilty about the ones left behind! I so miss my two that I had they were my buddies and had such great personalities, but it hurts too damn much when they die.

I LOVE Makers Mark Whisky!!!

So I'm sitting here at the old lap top drinking Makers Mark with Ginger Ale and listening to Christmas music. The Yeti took today off, and I must say it was a good thing for her cause she could've been beaten to a pulp by me! Our boss, who is in his 80's and sometimes gets forgetful gave that Bitch some money for helping with the phones; WHICH she doesn't do and of course that nasty smelly freak took the money! Oh well I'm just glad I won't have to answer for that!
Most of my Christmas shopping is done! Actually I didn't have to buy much, but I HATE all these people at malls and shit. They make me fuckin nuts! I was in a store the other evening and twice some dumb fucker walked into me, now I know I am not thin! But jeeze get your fucking ass on your side of the aisle! I don't take up that much room, and they're the ones that walked into me! I swear next year my shopping will be done on line or I'll just give out money!
I start with a new Real Estate Co. at the end of the month. I think this will be a better place for me than the one I was with. I really want this to work, so that I can really stand on my own two feet! I've been spinning my wheels for TOO long, it's time I did something. Maybe if I weren't so fucking mean then God would bless me like I would like (lottery, instant weight loss etc.) Oh well I will just have to work hard to get what I want, and I have been blessed MANY times by God. All a person has to do is look at my friends and family.

Still have not partaken in the Gluttony

More food at work! We did get a nice fruit basket, I took the basket no calories there woohoo! The Yeti was the first one to get into it after she grilled one of the guys that brought it about his insurance license. I'm surprised she even opened it since it had healthy stuff in it.
The other day I made a comment about taking this girls poinsettia and swapping it withone that looked very droopy (I was only kidding) and later I noticed Yeti had put her initials on the plastic foil on her plant, like I couldn't take the foil off! And I wouldn't take someones plant anyway. She is beyond being the Idiot Liar that she is.
Tomorrow I tell my broker I'm moving on to another Real Estate company. I will be so glad to be otta that place these Friday meetings are a pain in the ass and are a WASTE OF TIME! It's like going to a bad therapist, you're still fucked up and feel even more like a loser than when you got there! As of right now I'll start at the new place in Jan. unless they let me out of my contract and don't try to screw me out of some money.

The Barrage of Food has Begun!!

The goodies started rollin in today! I feel sick, and didn't even eat! There is a butt load of junk at work; chocolate, nuts, cookies etc. All I had to do was look at it and I felt 3 pounds heavier! And it has only just begun, I hope to stay away from all that shit. It was hard to say no to the nuts since I love them, but I stuck to my guns. Just hope I don't cave into a food pusher! The way this one wack job was eating the junk won't last long. Everytime she passed the chocolate or came out of the break room her mouth was full and with all the soda she drinks she should weigh 200 lbs! Just writting about all that mess makes me sick to my stomach.

Boring Day

Today was a waste! I coulda been in my warm up pants in bed watching nothing on TV! I did an open house for a fellow REALTOR and nobody came, plus the house was freakin COLD! I kept messing with the thermostat, but it never would stop blowing cold fuckin air! I sat outside where it was much warmer, I was supposed to stay until 5pm but I left around 4:15 couldn't take it anymore plus I have been nauseated all day. What the Hell is up with that? I don't need to have some weird crud jump on me! I am not a good sick person!

This just Bugs me.

I don't know why, but this just bugs the shit outta me. I can not stand it when I see large men driving and their freakin arms barely reach the wheel! I mean I have nothing aginst big people since I'm no skinny minnie, but jeeze to see these guys trying to turn the wheel with one hand full circle just really bugs me! If you are too fat to reach the wheel, then maybe you should'nt drive. I think it is a hazard especially if you are trying to make a turn and you only want to use one hand. Get some kind of extention like they have on planes for the seatbelts!
Also, I have noticed that most big luxury cars are driven by big fat old men! Whats up with that? I guess it's better then seeing some huge ass get out of a clown car!
Don't know how the war at work with the plant mover went today, since I took the day off. I'm sure I'll hear about it in the morning. I wonder how I can contact those devil worshipers so I can let them know where their leaders mother is working. I bet Hell would send her stanky ass back!

THIS IS WAR!

Ok, I am declaring war against the Yeti! Just as I predicted, that Bitch moved the poinsettia back. Now my coworker and I have a full view of that nasty smelly pile! We work in an office and I am surprised they have let her get away with her flannel ensambles. I've seen better dressed homeless people.

Stop Fucking Staring at Me!!

This damn freak at work, the Yeti kept staring at me today. I had no idea I was so purty! Every time I talked to the guy behind me, she would be looking at me. I don't know how many times I have stated out fucking LOUD 'stop staring at me' and the Bitch just does'nt get it. So we moved the poinsettia to the middle of the credenza AGAIN! And she would move it back to where she could do her looky loos at me. Finally when she caught someone else moving it she left it alone. She'll probably move it in the morning before anyone comes in, but it will make its way back to where it blocks her NASTY face!
Got my little Christmas tree up last night looks pretty good. I also put some other decorations out to make the place festive. I'm missing an old ornament from when I was a kid, it's a Boot not very big and I'm not sure if it was an ornament in the first place, but I would always put it on the tree along with this little Santa's head. I'm bummed about not finding it, I'm worried that it got trashed when we did the big clean out after my Dad remarried and moved away. Oh well.

Why does this nasty woman bother me so?!

So, I work with a couple of freaks. One is just a nut job the other is a Yeti. The Yeti likes to stare and will walk by your desk to see what you are doing or just look at your computer. She is mean to people on the phone and talks to them like they are retarded or something. When she gives out her office email address it is always in some condescending tone. Our addresses at work have a dash in them (-) she will give out hers and say dash then she has to add 'lak yew hyphenate yer name' IT MAKES ME SICK! Either say fucking dash and leave it at that or say hyphen, you stupid smelly Yeti! She does stink, there is some bad odor that comes from her. Today when she left she just had to cruise by my desk and she left behind some kind of stale stench. We got poinsettia's today (to make the office festive) and someone put one on the credenza in front of her blocking her from staring at me and the guy that sits in front of her. Well she just moved it over so she could look at us. When I got mine I placed it so she couldn't see me, the only problem is the guy behind me has to lean over to talk to me. He moved his (the one it moved) to his desk and placed it so she can't lean forward to stare at me while he is out of town. So she probably be doing a lot of traveling around the office mostly past my desk. I should feel special that my desk is so freakin popular with her. I am thinking of giving her a photo of myself so she can look at me when she's not at work!
Back to my question, why does she bother me so? I have tried on numerous occasions to tolerate her and not let her bug me. BUT it never fails it's like she tries that much harder to be a nasty bitch! Extra butting into conversations that she knows nothing about or has anything worth listening to to contribute. Sometimes she acts like she didn't hear something and will start asking 'whut'. All I want for Christmas is for Satan to come get his Mother!

Never Vacation with a Bipolar Person!

I'm back from my cruise, THANK GOD!!! It was kinda fun, would've been more fun had I had a room to myself, but then my niece and nephew would've been in my room ALL the time! I do have to give my sister in law some credit though, she would spank when needed, she's the bipolar person I referred to above. Sometimes she would seem to be ok and then the next she would have this look like she could just kill somebody! It got on my nerves A LOT! Especially when she did this with her kids. She ran Hot and Cold with them all during the trip. I mean if you want to fuck up your kids then that's the way to do it! My step sister on the other hand threatens her "little angels" then never follows through and her husband doesn't do anything to help keep them in line. They were horrible at every dinner we had together. One likes to burp, which sometimes I enjoy myself, but there is a time and place and that was not the time. The youngest will not eat and likes to slide out of his seat and onto the floor under the table. She never did anything but make empty threats, and these kids know that she will NEVER do anything to them!

My Dad hated the trip and told my stepmother 'never again' she got mad and would say that they are young, their ages are 9 and 7. They should not be acting like 2 year olds! I don't blame my Dad at all for how he feels, I have been around those kids enough to know that they need a good ass whipping! I wonder how it would be if my step sister's Dad were still alive, would he put up with that shit, I think not!

I spent a lot of time in an area called the Cove, it is for adults only and one of the only places where I could smoke and drink in peace! I never got my picture made with any character's which makes me mad, cause when will I go on another Disney Cruise? NEVER!!!! I spent way too much money on drinks and Disney pins, there are a lot of people into trading these things and of course my nephew wanted in on the fun. So being the wonderful Aunt that I am I bought him some pins and a book to put them in and some kind of trading book. As for my niece who is 7 I did not spend as much, so while I was in Cozumel I bought her a necklace out of guilt. I feel bad cause I didn't want to spend time with them, I suppose it's because we shared a room and I had to deal with them a lot and Ms. Bipolar, I found myself trying to keep her ass happy so the trip would go well. All I have to say is WHAT ABOUT ME?! Nobody tried to make me happy or even fucking cared if I was having a good time! Oh well it's over and I didn't jump off the ship. I was glad to see my Dad and I was glad that he got to see my niece and nephew and spend some time with them. At least now I know that my nephew knows that his paw paw loves him!

Today I cleaned the gutters and I hope I burned some calories cause I think I gained 3 hundred pounds on that trip! It wasn't from too much food it was the booze! I brought my exercise clothes and of course never worked out once! I can get back on track tomorrow and I am going to try eating 6 small meals a day, I keep hearing about how that will keep your metabolism going and I am going to workout at work.

Can you believe it's only 4 fucking weeks until Christmas! I always say that I'm not going to spend much and then guess what? I spend every bit of my bonus check! Well not this time, cause I've got too many fucking bills to pay.

I am electronically challanged!

I don't even know if I spelled electronically correct! I have been having problems logging into this damn blog, I had a blog and different user name now I just want this blog and user name. I deleted the old blog, but when I log in the old user name comes up and I have a bitch of a time getting into this blog. BUT before all that shit today, I couldn't get my internet to work, called the cable people everything was fine for 1 fuckin minute so I call the wireless router folks and I'm chatting with some dude in India, he's asking me shit that I don't know and we're both getting LOUD on the phone then poof my freakin brain kicks in and me and Hadji get everything working. So now I am happy and fucking tired it's late for me and I have to have my ass up around 5:30 - 6:00 AM! to catch a plane at 10:04.
I wish there was a law, where the people in neighborhoods that want everyone to know who they are voting for, get fucking fined for having those damn signs up TWO weeks after the damn election! I am sick of seeing them! And I think the folks whose names are on them should be fined too for their signs STILL being up near roads and shit. Pick your shit up cause it's a fucking eyesore and you are being a litter bug!

Paula Buynon didn't like her FREE lunch!

Today was our Thanksgiving lunch. This woman or Yeti who is always first for anything free, came back complaining about the food. It was ok to me, I will never bitch about free stuff cause my motto is 'You get what you pay for'. She didn't like the mashed potatoes or the corn, but she did like the 'sweet taters' and 'if you push down the white stuff the chocolate aint so rich'.

What a nasty turd! I mean come on, it's fuckin FREE, Hello dumb ass! She looked like she was going to chop fire wood today, had on a green and black checked flannel shirt over a black shirt and stretchy black pants which hug the giant gut she's sporting. Too bad she didn't choke on the wish bone! This woman is BEYOND nasty, and she STINKS! It never fails around mid day when she passes by she leaves some kind of smell, it is just bad. Its like you have BO and try to cover it with something that might smell good if it were on someone else!

And she always circles around everyone like she's trying to spread her stench, I wish someone would throw up on her!

This Damn Site is PISSING ME OFF!

What is the FUCKING problem with this Blog Site? I put in my info and keep getting account not found. I mean how hard does this shit have to be? I know I am not a computer whiz and I don't know a lot of shit but I am not a fucking idiot! It is not that difficult to type in your user name and password, hell you'd think I was typing top secret shit for the Pentagon. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER BLOG SPOT, or whatever the HELL your user name is! Why the hell are you people fucking with me? I couldn't even post something on I don't like you in that way, because you didn't like my user name and password. Two days in a row with this shit and then the blog fairy decides to log my ass in. I need a smoke.

I Rode the small Bus to work today.

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me today, but I have done nothing but fuck things up. I couldn't log into the blog at work today, for some reason whatever I typed was wrong. Then I get home and try and POOF! I'm in. I think it may be the new meds and I'm stressing about this Thanksgiving cruise thing. I bet I will be the only one with a major bar tab!
No problems with the idiot bead stringer at work, she had to sit in for our receptionist. We did however have Ms. Stinky McStinkerson and she was very chatty today. She also worked at her second job which is the Doppler Storm Tracker, "theys so many purty colors on this here map thingy'. I'd like to use her for a lightening rod on our building.
We are having a Thanksgiving lunch tomorrow and Stinky or Yeti as we call her, was bent about not having her ticket and had to call the Co. that hosts it to find out where her ticket was. People will do anything for free fuckin food that isn't that damn great to begin with. She is always the first one to complain about shit. She needs to go. Time to write checks lets hope I don't screw that up!

My Garbage Men Suck!

Today was trash day, it is usually Monday and Friday. Last Friday there was no pick up because of Veterans Day, which is ok with me. Why in the Hell didn't those goobers pick up yesterday? How many days off do they need for cryin' out loud! So they pick up today, I go get my trash can and I find some piece of plastic in front of my house which totally pissed me off, because this shit is happening too damn much. They always leave shit in the street and it is always in front of MY house! Then they just throw the can down and sometimes it goes in the street blah blah blah. I am more angry about the crap they leave behind, 'You are garbage men, pick the shit up'!! That is your freakin job. And why do you have to have every freakin holiday off? I suppose when you are not picking up trash, you are delivering and screwing up the mail! I feel better now.
Next thing that just burned my ass, was a news piece about some fuckin whack job that threw his girlfriends kittens into a fire and killed them. I say cut a piece of his body off and pour salt in it then dip in hot tar. Do this every day until that worthless fuck is dead! But make him eat cat shit first. I HATE people that hurt animals, little kids and old people. Those folks do not need to live. They provide nothing to the world and they should die. As you can tell I feel very strong about this.
I also have issues with the idiot that works in my office, I am sorry but she is just down right UGLY! She has lied about some stuff and I don't think all the bulbs are lit up in her marqee. She is one strange nut ball. She told me that she stopped drinking and then today someone was giving away some Champagne, guess who jumped on that? The 'I don't drink' dumb ass. She'll probably call in and say her kid is sick, I mean she should stay home and take care of her she is ONLY 17! She's pulled that one before. I used to like her, that is until she started talkin weird shit, like when she said that she liked to take a lighter and hold a peice of paper over the flame to see what kind of pictures it would make. One time she did that and she said she saw the devil in it so she threw it away. I think she's watched the begining of Bonaza one too many times!
And another thing about her whenever you tell her something that she did wrong NO MATTER how nice you are about it, she ALWAYS replies with 'well I was just trying' or 'That's what I was trying to find out', Stupid shit like that. Ok enough, my blood pressure is getting up.

Blog Collector

So, I've started another Blog. Let's see I think this is number 4. I have this problem of starting things and being 'into' it for a while then, I just kinda forget about it, until someone or something stirs my desire to write stuff for others to read. I' sick I know and that's what the med's are for! If there are a lot of errors like spelling or punctuation, I really don't give a rat's ass. It's not like I'm writing in some freakin other language.
About me, I am 43 possibly going through menopause been having odd 'monthlies' lately as in too Fuckin frequent! My regular Dr. said that's not menopause, but he's a guy and so I will speak with my gyno after Thanksgiving. Which by the way should be pretty damn good since I will be on a cruise, only draw back is it's a DISNEY cruise! And I will be on the second week of new antidepressant, so if you hear of a forty something missing off a Disney Cruise then you will know that I went nuts after being subjected to 'Its a Small World After All' 40,000 times! I HATE that song, don't ask why cause I don't know. Lots of things I hate and lots I don't hate, one thing I am just MAD over is Kevin Spacey! What a stud! I've heard rumors about his sexuality and I pray to God he is not on the wrong team! Ok, that's it sorry nothing mean yet but I am tired and I need another Amstel and a smoke.