My Garbage Men Suck!

Today was trash day, it is usually Monday and Friday. Last Friday there was no pick up because of Veterans Day, which is ok with me. Why in the Hell didn't those goobers pick up yesterday? How many days off do they need for cryin' out loud! So they pick up today, I go get my trash can and I find some piece of plastic in front of my house which totally pissed me off, because this shit is happening too damn much. They always leave shit in the street and it is always in front of MY house! Then they just throw the can down and sometimes it goes in the street blah blah blah. I am more angry about the crap they leave behind, 'You are garbage men, pick the shit up'!! That is your freakin job. And why do you have to have every freakin holiday off? I suppose when you are not picking up trash, you are delivering and screwing up the mail! I feel better now.
Next thing that just burned my ass, was a news piece about some fuckin whack job that threw his girlfriends kittens into a fire and killed them. I say cut a piece of his body off and pour salt in it then dip in hot tar. Do this every day until that worthless fuck is dead! But make him eat cat shit first. I HATE people that hurt animals, little kids and old people. Those folks do not need to live. They provide nothing to the world and they should die. As you can tell I feel very strong about this.
I also have issues with the idiot that works in my office, I am sorry but she is just down right UGLY! She has lied about some stuff and I don't think all the bulbs are lit up in her marqee. She is one strange nut ball. She told me that she stopped drinking and then today someone was giving away some Champagne, guess who jumped on that? The 'I don't drink' dumb ass. She'll probably call in and say her kid is sick, I mean she should stay home and take care of her she is ONLY 17! She's pulled that one before. I used to like her, that is until she started talkin weird shit, like when she said that she liked to take a lighter and hold a peice of paper over the flame to see what kind of pictures it would make. One time she did that and she said she saw the devil in it so she threw it away. I think she's watched the begining of Bonaza one too many times!
And another thing about her whenever you tell her something that she did wrong NO MATTER how nice you are about it, she ALWAYS replies with 'well I was just trying' or 'That's what I was trying to find out', Stupid shit like that. Ok enough, my blood pressure is getting up.