Why does this nasty woman bother me so?!

So, I work with a couple of freaks. One is just a nut job the other is a Yeti. The Yeti likes to stare and will walk by your desk to see what you are doing or just look at your computer. She is mean to people on the phone and talks to them like they are retarded or something. When she gives out her office email address it is always in some condescending tone. Our addresses at work have a dash in them (-) she will give out hers and say dash then she has to add 'lak yew hyphenate yer name' IT MAKES ME SICK! Either say fucking dash and leave it at that or say hyphen, you stupid smelly Yeti! She does stink, there is some bad odor that comes from her. Today when she left she just had to cruise by my desk and she left behind some kind of stale stench. We got poinsettia's today (to make the office festive) and someone put one on the credenza in front of her blocking her from staring at me and the guy that sits in front of her. Well she just moved it over so she could look at us. When I got mine I placed it so she couldn't see me, the only problem is the guy behind me has to lean over to talk to me. He moved his (the one it moved) to his desk and placed it so she can't lean forward to stare at me while he is out of town. So she probably be doing a lot of traveling around the office mostly past my desk. I should feel special that my desk is so freakin popular with her. I am thinking of giving her a photo of myself so she can look at me when she's not at work!
Back to my question, why does she bother me so? I have tried on numerous occasions to tolerate her and not let her bug me. BUT it never fails it's like she tries that much harder to be a nasty bitch! Extra butting into conversations that she knows nothing about or has anything worth listening to to contribute. Sometimes she acts like she didn't hear something and will start asking 'whut'. All I want for Christmas is for Satan to come get his Mother!

Never Vacation with a Bipolar Person!

I'm back from my cruise, THANK GOD!!! It was kinda fun, would've been more fun had I had a room to myself, but then my niece and nephew would've been in my room ALL the time! I do have to give my sister in law some credit though, she would spank when needed, she's the bipolar person I referred to above. Sometimes she would seem to be ok and then the next she would have this look like she could just kill somebody! It got on my nerves A LOT! Especially when she did this with her kids. She ran Hot and Cold with them all during the trip. I mean if you want to fuck up your kids then that's the way to do it! My step sister on the other hand threatens her "little angels" then never follows through and her husband doesn't do anything to help keep them in line. They were horrible at every dinner we had together. One likes to burp, which sometimes I enjoy myself, but there is a time and place and that was not the time. The youngest will not eat and likes to slide out of his seat and onto the floor under the table. She never did anything but make empty threats, and these kids know that she will NEVER do anything to them!

My Dad hated the trip and told my stepmother 'never again' she got mad and would say that they are young, their ages are 9 and 7. They should not be acting like 2 year olds! I don't blame my Dad at all for how he feels, I have been around those kids enough to know that they need a good ass whipping! I wonder how it would be if my step sister's Dad were still alive, would he put up with that shit, I think not!

I spent a lot of time in an area called the Cove, it is for adults only and one of the only places where I could smoke and drink in peace! I never got my picture made with any character's which makes me mad, cause when will I go on another Disney Cruise? NEVER!!!! I spent way too much money on drinks and Disney pins, there are a lot of people into trading these things and of course my nephew wanted in on the fun. So being the wonderful Aunt that I am I bought him some pins and a book to put them in and some kind of trading book. As for my niece who is 7 I did not spend as much, so while I was in Cozumel I bought her a necklace out of guilt. I feel bad cause I didn't want to spend time with them, I suppose it's because we shared a room and I had to deal with them a lot and Ms. Bipolar, I found myself trying to keep her ass happy so the trip would go well. All I have to say is WHAT ABOUT ME?! Nobody tried to make me happy or even fucking cared if I was having a good time! Oh well it's over and I didn't jump off the ship. I was glad to see my Dad and I was glad that he got to see my niece and nephew and spend some time with them. At least now I know that my nephew knows that his paw paw loves him!

Today I cleaned the gutters and I hope I burned some calories cause I think I gained 3 hundred pounds on that trip! It wasn't from too much food it was the booze! I brought my exercise clothes and of course never worked out once! I can get back on track tomorrow and I am going to try eating 6 small meals a day, I keep hearing about how that will keep your metabolism going and I am going to workout at work.

Can you believe it's only 4 fucking weeks until Christmas! I always say that I'm not going to spend much and then guess what? I spend every bit of my bonus check! Well not this time, cause I've got too many fucking bills to pay.

I am electronically challanged!

I don't even know if I spelled electronically correct! I have been having problems logging into this damn blog, I had a blog and different user name now I just want this blog and user name. I deleted the old blog, but when I log in the old user name comes up and I have a bitch of a time getting into this blog. BUT before all that shit today, I couldn't get my internet to work, called the cable people everything was fine for 1 fuckin minute so I call the wireless router folks and I'm chatting with some dude in India, he's asking me shit that I don't know and we're both getting LOUD on the phone then poof my freakin brain kicks in and me and Hadji get everything working. So now I am happy and fucking tired it's late for me and I have to have my ass up around 5:30 - 6:00 AM! to catch a plane at 10:04.
I wish there was a law, where the people in neighborhoods that want everyone to know who they are voting for, get fucking fined for having those damn signs up TWO weeks after the damn election! I am sick of seeing them! And I think the folks whose names are on them should be fined too for their signs STILL being up near roads and shit. Pick your shit up cause it's a fucking eyesore and you are being a litter bug!

Paula Buynon didn't like her FREE lunch!

Today was our Thanksgiving lunch. This woman or Yeti who is always first for anything free, came back complaining about the food. It was ok to me, I will never bitch about free stuff cause my motto is 'You get what you pay for'. She didn't like the mashed potatoes or the corn, but she did like the 'sweet taters' and 'if you push down the white stuff the chocolate aint so rich'.

What a nasty turd! I mean come on, it's fuckin FREE, Hello dumb ass! She looked like she was going to chop fire wood today, had on a green and black checked flannel shirt over a black shirt and stretchy black pants which hug the giant gut she's sporting. Too bad she didn't choke on the wish bone! This woman is BEYOND nasty, and she STINKS! It never fails around mid day when she passes by she leaves some kind of smell, it is just bad. Its like you have BO and try to cover it with something that might smell good if it were on someone else!

And she always circles around everyone like she's trying to spread her stench, I wish someone would throw up on her!

This Damn Site is PISSING ME OFF!

What is the FUCKING problem with this Blog Site? I put in my info and keep getting account not found. I mean how hard does this shit have to be? I know I am not a computer whiz and I don't know a lot of shit but I am not a fucking idiot! It is not that difficult to type in your user name and password, hell you'd think I was typing top secret shit for the Pentagon. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER BLOG SPOT, or whatever the HELL your user name is! Why the hell are you people fucking with me? I couldn't even post something on I don't like you in that way, because you didn't like my user name and password. Two days in a row with this shit and then the blog fairy decides to log my ass in. I need a smoke.

I Rode the small Bus to work today.

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me today, but I have done nothing but fuck things up. I couldn't log into the blog at work today, for some reason whatever I typed was wrong. Then I get home and try and POOF! I'm in. I think it may be the new meds and I'm stressing about this Thanksgiving cruise thing. I bet I will be the only one with a major bar tab!
No problems with the idiot bead stringer at work, she had to sit in for our receptionist. We did however have Ms. Stinky McStinkerson and she was very chatty today. She also worked at her second job which is the Doppler Storm Tracker, "theys so many purty colors on this here map thingy'. I'd like to use her for a lightening rod on our building.
We are having a Thanksgiving lunch tomorrow and Stinky or Yeti as we call her, was bent about not having her ticket and had to call the Co. that hosts it to find out where her ticket was. People will do anything for free fuckin food that isn't that damn great to begin with. She is always the first one to complain about shit. She needs to go. Time to write checks lets hope I don't screw that up!

My Garbage Men Suck!

Today was trash day, it is usually Monday and Friday. Last Friday there was no pick up because of Veterans Day, which is ok with me. Why in the Hell didn't those goobers pick up yesterday? How many days off do they need for cryin' out loud! So they pick up today, I go get my trash can and I find some piece of plastic in front of my house which totally pissed me off, because this shit is happening too damn much. They always leave shit in the street and it is always in front of MY house! Then they just throw the can down and sometimes it goes in the street blah blah blah. I am more angry about the crap they leave behind, 'You are garbage men, pick the shit up'!! That is your freakin job. And why do you have to have every freakin holiday off? I suppose when you are not picking up trash, you are delivering and screwing up the mail! I feel better now.
Next thing that just burned my ass, was a news piece about some fuckin whack job that threw his girlfriends kittens into a fire and killed them. I say cut a piece of his body off and pour salt in it then dip in hot tar. Do this every day until that worthless fuck is dead! But make him eat cat shit first. I HATE people that hurt animals, little kids and old people. Those folks do not need to live. They provide nothing to the world and they should die. As you can tell I feel very strong about this.
I also have issues with the idiot that works in my office, I am sorry but she is just down right UGLY! She has lied about some stuff and I don't think all the bulbs are lit up in her marqee. She is one strange nut ball. She told me that she stopped drinking and then today someone was giving away some Champagne, guess who jumped on that? The 'I don't drink' dumb ass. She'll probably call in and say her kid is sick, I mean she should stay home and take care of her she is ONLY 17! She's pulled that one before. I used to like her, that is until she started talkin weird shit, like when she said that she liked to take a lighter and hold a peice of paper over the flame to see what kind of pictures it would make. One time she did that and she said she saw the devil in it so she threw it away. I think she's watched the begining of Bonaza one too many times!
And another thing about her whenever you tell her something that she did wrong NO MATTER how nice you are about it, she ALWAYS replies with 'well I was just trying' or 'That's what I was trying to find out', Stupid shit like that. Ok enough, my blood pressure is getting up.

Blog Collector

So, I've started another Blog. Let's see I think this is number 4. I have this problem of starting things and being 'into' it for a while then, I just kinda forget about it, until someone or something stirs my desire to write stuff for others to read. I' sick I know and that's what the med's are for! If there are a lot of errors like spelling or punctuation, I really don't give a rat's ass. It's not like I'm writing in some freakin other language.
About me, I am 43 possibly going through menopause been having odd 'monthlies' lately as in too Fuckin frequent! My regular Dr. said that's not menopause, but he's a guy and so I will speak with my gyno after Thanksgiving. Which by the way should be pretty damn good since I will be on a cruise, only draw back is it's a DISNEY cruise! And I will be on the second week of new antidepressant, so if you hear of a forty something missing off a Disney Cruise then you will know that I went nuts after being subjected to 'Its a Small World After All' 40,000 times! I HATE that song, don't ask why cause I don't know. Lots of things I hate and lots I don't hate, one thing I am just MAD over is Kevin Spacey! What a stud! I've heard rumors about his sexuality and I pray to God he is not on the wrong team! Ok, that's it sorry nothing mean yet but I am tired and I need another Amstel and a smoke.