Let me OUT!!

I am SO over my job! It takes all I have to go in every morning and face the FREAKS! I so want the Real Estate thing to take off so, I can take off! I am tired of the dumb questions from Rainman and the staring from the Yak! I would turn my notice in now and devote my full time to Real Estate if I only had the money. Rainman had to leave early the other day because her 18 year old daughter had a fucking rash, and then the Yak had to leave to get home because traffic was going to be bad due to a water main being broken. WTF!! I know I am not a very smart person, but I am SO tired of fixing things that the retards can't fix themselves! Sometimes I wonder if I am dead and this is my Hell.

Put me in charge...PLEASE!

We have this dufus at work that claims the title of 'Programer'. He couldn't program his way out of porta potty. Our computers have been fucked for a long time. We get new servers cause he says that's what we need, then we are right back a square one, nothing fucking works. Now we need another server cause we've run out of space on the other one. Ok, our company is SMALL, there are maybe 22 or 23 people that work in our office and we have 11 district offices in the state, which do not have more people than our office! We are not some fucking Fortune Five Hundred business either! If my bosses would just grab their balls and speak up about this worthless dumbass, then maybe we wouldn't have all these computer problems. Another thing that pisses me off about my bosses is that they let this loser fake programer leave at 4pm when we close at 5! The poor baby has to catch a bus to Macon and he's too fucking cheap to buy a decent car! Hell with the money he's making he could get one every damn year! So, if I were in charge I would get rid of him and then get rid of the Big Smelly Heap and the Nut Job, who by the way asked me a question the other day and I answered and told her what she needed to do, guess what she did, did she listen to me NO! She went and asked the idiot programer and then mentioned it to me again then I find out she asked another person who told her the same thing I told her. She fucking wasted 3 to 4 hours on doing not one fucking thing that I told her to do! This freaky ass bitch is just working my last nerve! I just want to walk up to her and scream as loud as I can in her sad grey face!

Wash yer freakin hands after dropping a load or taking a piss, damn it!

What is so hard about washing your hands after using the bathroom? The LEAST you nasty germ infested host of some transferable crud could do is to wash when there is someone else in the can! I mean do you think I don't know who the hell you are?! I can see your damn shoes and recognize your voice cause you were in the stall yakking on your phone! Then you just flush and run out like it's nothing! Don't you know what kind of crap YOU can pick up in a toilet? Oh, but I suppose you don't care since you don't mind eating your lunch or whatever with your nasty septic tank paws! JEEZE!
I can see how Howard Hughes got to be a weirdo clean freak. I will probably get that way and have to order a Hazmat outfit just to keep the shit some of you people enjoy living on you off of ME!!

They're bouncy,trouncy,flouncy,pouncy....Not touchy,feely,head basher's!!

I read an article about a costumed Tigger at Disney Land/World hitting some kid on the head, yeah it does sound funny! I wonder how hard? The kid probably had it comin'! Anyway as I read on it also mentioned that there had been another incident where a Tigger touched some 13 or 14 year olds breast. Well it got me to thinking that maybe the Disney folks need to put their weirdo employees in the Goofy costume's, that way when there is trouble afoot it can be blamed on being Goofy. Instead of sweet TIGGER! It's like having your granny mugged by freakin Eyeore! I have included the link if you would like to read the article.

http://my.earthlink.net/article/str?guid=20070107/45a07e50_3ca6_1552620070107-735752574

Snot Snorter's Should Be Banned!

I am fucking sick and tired of hearing Snot Snorting! You know, not just a sniff here and there I'm talking someone cleaning out their freakin nasal passages and sounding like they are sucking up every ounce of phlegm that was ever in their body!
There is this guy at work that does it ALL the time and it gets worse when he is trying to bullshit his way out of the fact that he DOESN'T know shit about computer programming! It also happens when the weather changes and so here in the ATL, at my office we have been subjected to nonfuckingstop SNORTING AND THROAT CLEARING! I just want to puke on him and to top it off that nasty beast Barbara has been doing it too. Hers is more liquid sounding and that bitch does it when she is on the damn phone! Can you imagine talking to someone and all of a sudden SNORT! I mean go blow your fucking nose, or better yet go blow your damn head off before the whole office comes down with whatever you're hosting in that bloated gut of yours!! Well that's it for now, I need a refill!

Where are the Freakin Cat TOYS!!!

I bought my cat some toys to keep her busy and to get exercise, but I can not find them any where! One is a turkey/chicken leg and the other is a sock both have cat nip in them. The cat liked them and would play with them, but now I can't find the damn things. I have crawled around on the floor looking under stuff and no toys! My house is not that big and there are not that many places where they could be. I have been thinking my other cats that have died have come back as ghosts and are hiding the damn things, since I didn't buy them stuff. Although they did have a good life here; food brought to them wherever they were sleeping, fish on Fridays from Capt D's and Butter Ball Turkey lunch meat cut up in small pieces. This is freaking me out, since I have LOOKED every place I can think of! Oh well, one day they will turn up....maybe. The pen that I have been missing since my Mother died still has not shown up!

My First Day of 2007

2007, damn where the Hell did 2006 go? I went to Waffle House for my New Years omelet with ham and onion and an order of hash browns scattered and smothered, no cheese since I am back on the diet wagon! Although as I write this I am drinking my second Amstel (Light) ;)! I washed my car and cleaned the inside today, man was that car a MESS! The temp must've been in the 60's cuz it was warm out and sunny. I just want to know how does a car get freakin dusty? Even after I cleaned the inside and put leather cleaner on the seats the dash still had some dust. Oh well I suppose I'm like Pig Pen from Peanuts, everywhere I go there is a dust cloud around me. After cleaning the car, I came in and vacuumed the house had to clean up the cat litter that my friend tracks through out the house. Tomorrow it's back to the work routine, not looking forward to that or the two creeps at work. Got to go check on my chicken in the oven.