Put me in charge...PLEASE!

We have this dufus at work that claims the title of 'Programer'. He couldn't program his way out of porta potty. Our computers have been fucked for a long time. We get new servers cause he says that's what we need, then we are right back a square one, nothing fucking works. Now we need another server cause we've run out of space on the other one. Ok, our company is SMALL, there are maybe 22 or 23 people that work in our office and we have 11 district offices in the state, which do not have more people than our office! We are not some fucking Fortune Five Hundred business either! If my bosses would just grab their balls and speak up about this worthless dumbass, then maybe we wouldn't have all these computer problems. Another thing that pisses me off about my bosses is that they let this loser fake programer leave at 4pm when we close at 5! The poor baby has to catch a bus to Macon and he's too fucking cheap to buy a decent car! Hell with the money he's making he could get one every damn year! So, if I were in charge I would get rid of him and then get rid of the Big Smelly Heap and the Nut Job, who by the way asked me a question the other day and I answered and told her what she needed to do, guess what she did, did she listen to me NO! She went and asked the idiot programer and then mentioned it to me again then I find out she asked another person who told her the same thing I told her. She fucking wasted 3 to 4 hours on doing not one fucking thing that I told her to do! This freaky ass bitch is just working my last nerve! I just want to walk up to her and scream as loud as I can in her sad grey face!