Snot Snorter's Should Be Banned!

I am fucking sick and tired of hearing Snot Snorting! You know, not just a sniff here and there I'm talking someone cleaning out their freakin nasal passages and sounding like they are sucking up every ounce of phlegm that was ever in their body!
There is this guy at work that does it ALL the time and it gets worse when he is trying to bullshit his way out of the fact that he DOESN'T know shit about computer programming! It also happens when the weather changes and so here in the ATL, at my office we have been subjected to nonfuckingstop SNORTING AND THROAT CLEARING! I just want to puke on him and to top it off that nasty beast Barbara has been doing it too. Hers is more liquid sounding and that bitch does it when she is on the damn phone! Can you imagine talking to someone and all of a sudden SNORT! I mean go blow your fucking nose, or better yet go blow your damn head off before the whole office comes down with whatever you're hosting in that bloated gut of yours!! Well that's it for now, I need a refill!